19 अगस्त 2011

Funny Messages


When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away,  come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist


Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child,  but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.


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I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started  singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!


I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. 
Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS..


Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you,  so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!


Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid.


Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers  it's simply because mental patient needs more care


Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot,  bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons!


A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt. 


Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily. 


Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha!
Dekho gussa mat karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.


Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling,  Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.


A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep


Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.


Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.


Look at the world around u; u’ll see God's creativity. Look at the breakfast table; u’ll c God's providence.  Look at the mirror u’ll c God's sense of humor.


God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law. 


 I want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down &then... I lauf again


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