09 फ़रवरी 2012

The Great Rajnikant




Dear Rajnikanth,
Please switch off your AC.
Regards.
North Indians.


FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury.
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Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook!


Why did Rajnikanth fall sick and went to Singapore?
Bcoz he's the brand ambassador of Singapore Medical Tourism.


Why time never stops?
Bcoz it is trying to catch up with Rajnikanth.


Why did the govt. built satellite launching station at Sri Harikota in South India?
It`s obvious. Bcoz Rajnikanth can provide the energy to launch the space vehicles.


Aliens do indeed exist. They are simply avoiding Rajnikanth.


Rajnikanth doesn`t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.


Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.


Rajnikanth`s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikanth.


The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off.

Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendents are today called giraffes.


When Rajnikanth asked to kill someone he doesn`t know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.


The British left India because Rajnikanth told them he was coming.


Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached for the movie Mission Impossible but Rajnikanth refused as he found the title insulting.






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