The True Super Hero Of India
- Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back.. That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs.
- Mutated spider bit peter parker, he became spiderman.. mutated spider bit rajanikanth, spider became spiderkanth.
- If you google for “style” then google shows “Did you mean Rajinikanth?”
- Do you have any idea why in japan there is frequent earthquake?? Because Rajanikanth lost his mobile in japan in vibrate mode.
- Rajnikanth once wrote his Autobiography. Today that book is known as Guinness Book of World Records!
- Rajni met a goat on the way.. it was doing bey bey bey bey bey bey.. Rajni hit the goat in anger now that goat is known as.. JUSTIN BIEBER
- Rajinikanth once taught a child, How to Play Counter Strike. Now that child is known as Osama Bin Laden!
- Rajinikanth knows what came first - the chicken or the egg!
- Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
- Why did obama came to india? To receive the payment of nasa's rocket he sold to RAJNIKANTH for diwali.
- Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
- Hrithik tried 2 compete with rajni in dance.. result..he is on a wheel chair in guzaarish.
- Rajinikanth enters the Big Boss house, and next day there is announcement, "Rajinikanth chahate hai ki Big Boss confession room me aaye."
- Rajnikant does not install an anti-virus on his PC. All computer virus are looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves from hands of Rajanikant.
- Myth Busted: For long the World has believed that the magnetic needle in a compass always points in North. The truth is it always points in the direction Rajinikanth is looking.
- Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg hospitalized...bcoz Rajnikanth poked him.
- Barack Obama is thinking of saying "Enna Rascala" instead of "yes we can" in the next presidential elections.
- When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
- Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
- When Graham Bell invented the telephone, he found two missed calls from Rajnikant !!
- Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
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